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For some reason this is ungodly sexy…. I’m very ok about this

For some reason this is ungodly sexy…. I’m very ok about this

poderfriki:

Pokemon Starters by Andrew Kim

Anonymous
asks:
Will you ever make a porno free for us?

bubbliciousbrie:

blondehair-redlips:

carlorossi0815:

toxicsic:

Do you work for free? Because I don’t.

Roof a house or do egr coolers in a 6.4 diesel before you call doing porn “work”

By your statement you’re saying unless someone is doing THOSE specific things then whatever they do is not considered work. We all know that’s a crock of shit and you’re completely asinine.

Let me break it down to you in little baby terms so you can understand, or else words might make your head hurt.

Obviously you’re a piece of shit that thinks independent people that create videos, take personal phone sex calls, go on live cam or anything of the like aren’t worthy of calling what they do a job. [Fun fact: sex work is a real job with effort and income or else the IRS wouldn’t make us pay taxes on it and make us put it down as our employment.]

Because you’re a piece of shit that thinks it isn’t a real job let me compare it to other vanilla jobs where we do similar things:

Advertisement - When we create a new video, photoset, listing, or anything of that nature we have to get it out in the open to potential clients. The only difference here is we aren’t marketing CEOs with millions of dollars at our disposal so we have to do it on our own. That includes but is not limited to: making gifs, banners, promotion on social networks like Tumblr, Twitter, Facebook, descriptions, drawing up new sale ideas, creating coupons and so on. This shit takes time and is done by the creativity and effort of the sex worker selling the service. Every single service offered needs these things. Doing this takes at least a few hours per product. Get ready because some math is coming along and it might strain you. Example: if a person has 60 videos they need to make 60 advertisements. For sake of example let us say that 1 advertisement takes 1.5 hours to fully create. 60 x 1.5 = 90. 90 hours of work going into advertising.

Customer Service - Every time a client wants to custom request, they deal directly with the one that would fulfill the request. There is no assistant that takes the request, clears us any gray areas or asks for clarity. All of that is done by the individual sex worker. If something goes wrong, because believe it or not we are people that get sick, get hurt, have family issues or emergencies, ect, then WE have to deal with the apologizes, explanations, working around things to make it right because good customer service is what helps keeps clients coming back.

Think Tank - We need to stay relevant or else we won’t make any money. This means coming up with new ideas and outfits for videos, photosets, listings, ect. Again, the difference here is we aren’t working for a business that has money to waste on trying new ideas even if they don’t work. WE ARE THE BUSINESS. If a clip-maker makes a new video and it flops, they wasted all that time that they can’t get back. Wasted time and nothing to show for it means that person lost money, they used resources that can’t come back and time is the most precious of resources.

Make-up Artist/Stylist - Attractive people are what you want to see in porn, right? It takes a lot for an amateur sex worker to try and live up to the glossy goddesses that the mainstream porn industry has shoved down our throats since before puberty. Creating a certain look to build your brand on or making your online persona come to life takes a lot of work. I’d love to see you wrestle with false lashes, mix foundations to create the right skintone, carefully apply eyeliner, shape your brows, shape your lips and all the shit we have to do through to try and live up to the photoshopped models that we’re supposed to strive to me. You’d fail so fucking hard. We’re perfecting this art everyday.

Those are just tidbits of what a sex worker does. Some people make careers doing just one of those things, a sex worker does all that and more. But what we do isn’t a real job, right? Idiot.

If you’re able to have read this far I’m sure your poor little head is aching by now but we’re not done yet, shithead. Let’s look at what sex workers have to deal with on a daily basis:

Shitheads - like you, actually. The ones that live to invalidate us, say we’re not real people or that our efforts aren’t worth it or that what we do isn’t a real job even. Shitheads that jerk off with their right hand and scold us with the left hand. Shitheads that steal our work, impersonate us and threaten us.

You must be one of those crusty dick morons that think “hurr hurr all she do is get fuck and sell it that aint work” because that’s what you see when you go to YouPorn or PornHub. You don’t see the behind the scenes, the stress and danger that mainstream porn actors and actresses go through because you’re too blind to see, you don’t want to see because it’ll burst your little bubble. So instead you compare hardworking amateurs to the 3-minute videos you watch [which are normally stolen from the big producers] and say it isn’t real work because you’re too pathetic to think critically for two minutes.

Damn

setphaserstolimp:

its-charlie-bradbury:

lexcanroar:

graduation 

finals

life

t0nightweride:

She is too sexy

Game of Thrones: S04E05 → First of His Name

I saw you die tonight. I saw your body burn. I saw the snow fall and bury your bones.

es-tro:

andymasfar:

krystalynterski:

peachdoxie:

garnetflare57:

Some Nigel Thornberry gifs I’ve collected over a while.

Every so often one of these comes across my dash and I just start laughing hysterically because this meme is simultaneously one of the most pointless yet entertaining things ever.

oh my god

Thank you

Why am i laughing so hard?